Everyone out of the way, I need to dress the pig

Heard from Aliyah just now
Everyone out of the way, I need to dress the pig
…now it’s your turn bald man and alien who is purple
…what?! do you want to be naked and ugly for the rest of your life?
…ok, I’m finished with you, move off the stage…ooooofffff. theeeeee. staaaaaage.
…Thank you.
…now, I’m going to give you this hat and you will love it

She’s playing jumpstart on Wii

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